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Wembley to trial cliché-detecting technology

A NEW type of predictable pundit platitude software is to be tested at England’s forthcoming game against Belgium.

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Queen psyched about Jubilee Truck Jam

THE world’s leading modified vehicles, including Bigfoot and Jurassic Attack, will perform at Buckingham Palace’s Jubilee Truck Jam on June 4.

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