Wenger addicted to losing

ARSENE Wenger is now a full-blown addict to Arsenal’s chronic inablity to win, it has emerged.

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TV adverts mislead public into believing Christmas is good

SEASONAL television adverts create a false impression that Christmas is enjoyable, it has been confirmed.

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