West Ham fans taunted by sound of man with tiny penis

WEST Ham fans are to be subjected to cruel taunts about the apparent smallness of their genitalia.

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Brian May's deer 'said Freddie was the talented one'

BADGER fan Brian May culled deer on his estate after overhearing them say Queen was really all about Freddie Mercury, it has been claimed.

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