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Which England Footballer Likes To Have Sex With Two Giraffes At The Same Time?

AN ENGLAND footballer has taken out a High Court injunction in a bid to prevent a newspaper revealing their obsession with underage giraffe orgies.

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Two-thirds believe their windows are giant screens

MOST people are convinced that the view from their living room is a 2D image made of pixels.

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