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Who will be the next six Manchester United managers?

THE next Manchester United manager is a caretaker, the one after that will last five games and his successor will be sacked by Christmas. Who will they all be? 

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Heroic UK troops ready to defend Ukraine once war's over

BRITAIN’S courageous fighting forces are eager to step in and defend Ukraine once the war is over and any threat of violence is gone.

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