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Woods Beats Nicklaus Record For Bizarre Car Crashes

TIGER Woods has fulfilled a lifelong dream after breaking Jack Nicklaus's record for really weird car crashes outside his house.

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Drinkers Abandon Exercise For Some More Drinking

RESEARCH showing that exercise cannot combat the effects of excessive alcohol has caused thousands of drinkers to decide not to bother.

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