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Yeah, whatever, marathon runners told

EVERYONE will be bored of marathon anecdotes by 2pm, say experts.

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Chelsea 'slathered in mayonnaise'

BRENDAN Rodgers has accused Rafael Benitez of coating his players in garlic mayonnaise. 

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