Yes, Liverpool were once as unbearable as Manchester City, man tells grandchildren

A 63-YEAR-OLD man has explained to his grandchildren that once, Liverpool were just as successful and twatty about it as Manchester City are today. 

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Woman desperate to live with her disgusting boyfriend

A WOMAN who luxuriates in clean towels, fresh linen and delicately scented candles is desperate to live with her foul, belching pig of a boyfriend. 

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