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You two-faced bastards, say athletes

ATHLETES have accused Britain of lying through its teeth this summer about getting into track and field.

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Remaining dregs of your pension fund to be set on fire

WHATEVER is still left of your pension fund is to be taken to a greenfield site on the edge of your town and burned.

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