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Zombie Celtic killed with fire

NK MARIBOR has finally put an end to Celtic’s Champions League campaign by removing its players’ heads and burning their remains.

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‘Piss off, you hipster git’ says Mary Berry

BRITAIN cheered last night as Mary Berry told a hipster to get the hell off her television programme.

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