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Glasgow Launches Bid For 'Swearing Olympics'
GLASGOW city leaders today unveiled a £40 million package of incentives in their bid to host the 2014 Commonmouth Games – the Olympics of world swearing.
Poland And Ukraine Win Plumbing And Joinery Contracts For Euro 2012
IN a surprise announcement Uefa has awarded the lucrative plumbing and joinery contracts for the Euro 2012 football championships to Poland and Ukraine.
'I Thought I'd Bought A Chain Of Garden Centres' - Romanov
HEART of Midlothian chairman Vladimir Romanov has admitted that he bought the club after a "catastrophic mistranslation" during a meeting in Edinburgh two years ago.
Jesus 'Put Me Off' At 14th Green, Says Woods
WORLD number one Tiger Woods has accused Jesus of deliberately interrupting his game during the final round of the US Masters.
Nigerian Hell-Hole Safer Than Parkhead, Say Commonwealth Games Organisers
THE Commonwealth Games committee has given an early boost the Nigerian city of Abuja in its contest with Glasgow to host the 2012 event.