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Suicidal Bear Unscathed After Climbing Into Monkey Enclosure

HELMUT, a severely depressed brown bear, has repeatedly failed to find other species at his zoo that would be capable of eating him.

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City Boss To Be Irrumaboed In Prison

A CITY financier accused of sending obscene Latin messages to a work experience girl could soon find himself being irrumaboed and pedicaboed 24 hours a day, it was claimed last night.

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