Beloved dog would be annoying, needy attention-seeker if it was human

A DOG whose quirks are uncritically adored by its owners would be an absolute nightmare if it was a human being.

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'What's the matter, too pussy for this good shit?' How to market pumpkin spice lattes to men

MEN are simple creatures who can easily be convinced to do anything. Here’s how to sell them even the most feminine of beverages.

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