It watches you having sex, and other reasons dog owners are a massive turn-off

TELLING potential dates you’ve got a dog will make them think you’re incredibly caring and hot, right? No. They’ll think these things instead.

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Why I could never date a man without a wood-burning stove

By Charlotte Phelps

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