Dear Holly: 'Why does no-one realise the nightmare it is to be me?' yours, Piers Morgan

Dear Holly, It’s becoming more and more of a struggle to look at my own big smug face staring back at me in the mirror everyday; hearing the constant drone of my self-serving, obsequious opinions; sharing an eternal space with my hellish, egotistical presence. Why does no-one realise the nightmare it is to be me? Piers Morgan Far Inside Donald Trump’s colonic tract

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Man not sure if book is good enough to go in toilet

A MAN is unsure if the humorous travel book he has just read is of a high enough standard to qualify as lavatory reading. 

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