Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I spend everyday slaving after my ungrateful husband and children, and what thanks do I get? None, whatsoever. So if mummy decides that she deserves a few cheeky bottles of pinot on a Friday morning, I don’t see what the big deal is. Just because my winding-down session happens to co-incide with one of the kids’ birthday parties, and I happen to use a few swear words, show my underwear and fall face-first into a rabbit jelly doesn’t warrant my husband chastising me and turning the kids against me, does it? It’s been two days now and they’re still being huffy. Should I tell them all to go to hell?Fiona,Swansea

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY)You’re right, George. You know what was missing when the Queen married Prince Philip? A stoned Frankie Laine doing a cover of Leaning on a Lamppost.

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