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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I decided recently that I’ve had enough of buying expensive shaving products, and spending loads of time every morning having a shave. Now my beard has grown in thick and full, I reckon I look fine but my husband doesn’t agree. Should I just shave it off again to keep him happy?Lorraine,Dudley

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)After being star-struck when you walk past a minor Eastenders actor during a visit to London, it briefly occurs to you that, given every action has an equal and opposite reaction, the actor must have briefly felt pleb-struck.

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