Dear Holly,Times are hard in our household and our pensions barely keep us in Readers Digests and slankets. I suggested to my wife that she should be out on the streets touting for business so we can put food on the table again but she went mental and said she was shocked I’d suggest such a thing. But I reassured her there’s definitely a specialist market out there who would pay top dollar for a bit of elderly poontang. Don’t you agree?Horace,Manchester 

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