Dear Holly,I'm a naturally timid and shy person, and I find it hard to be noticed amongst louder, more confident people. I'm sick of being the wallflower that everyone ignores, so I need some advice about how to be the centre of attention for a change. I was thinking of having my breasts augmented to a preposterous size, dressing as a porn-star and talking like a gutter snipe. What do you think?Lucy,Colchester

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