Your Problems Solved With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I've been single for a few years now, and as I'm 35, it's only a matter of time before my lady garden closes to the public for good and my ovaries turn to dust and are blow away on the wind. So on the advice of my complacent married friends, I have reluctantly decided to begin internet dating in the hope of finding a suitable husband. Aside from the usual fears about ending up dismembered in a wheelie bin, I'm worried that it might all go wrong and everyone I meet up with will turn out to be a balding loser. Can you give me any advice on how to avoid this?Heather,Oxford

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