Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I recently joined a government ‘Back to Work’ programme which was intended to stop me claiming benefits and start actually being a productive member of society, whatever that means. I was under the impression that this would be a positive step forward for me, but it turns out that not only am I expected to actually get out of bed and get dressed in the morning, I am also supposed to do things, like carry bits of paper from one room to another, or sit in a room with other people and talk about the next time we will be sitting in a room talking to one another. The whole affair is really starting to stress me out and I think I might have to sign off on the sick. What is your advice on this troubling matter?IvanLondon

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Men under increasing pressure to look vaguely presentable

IMAGES of male beauty in the media are forcing men to make a grudging effort to look half-decent.

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