Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, I think maybe my wife is keeping something from me because she’s been acting really weird of late. She’s started spending all her free time with a close female friend, even staying over some nights. She’s also changed her appearance, having cropped her hair, acquired a tattoo and several facial piercings and has swapped her usual twin set and pencil skirt for trousers. Whenever she’s home, more often than not she’s glued to an episode of Bad Girls or Lip Service, or listening to the latest Pink album. I can’t for the life of me work out what is wrong with her, and wondered if you might be able to help. Do you think it’s the menopause?Geoffrey,Hampshire

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)Saturn’s been sat outside your house in his car for two hours now with the engine running, smoking endless cigarettes and carving shapes into the dashboard with a flick-knife. I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.

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