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Queen Celebrates Role As Defender Of The Meh

DEFENDING Britain’s half-arsed interest in God and stuff is the sovereign’s most important role, the Queen said yesterday.

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We Actually Think Wagner Is Pretty Good, Say People Who Voted For Him

THE overwhelming popularity of Wagner may be due to millions of people thinking he is brilliant, it was confirmed last night.

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