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Five deadly carnivores you'd rather sit next to at a wedding than Toby Young

THEY may be nature’s most lethal killers but at least they aren’t Toby Young.

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Northern Forest to have massive chip on its shoulder

TREES in the new Northern Forest will have a large number of grievances and think southern forests are looking down on them, it has emerged.

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