For sale: Luxury Shard apartments representing everything wrong with world

THIS is your chance to live in a massive steel penis like something out of a depressing science fiction film.

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'Have I told you I'm in therapy now?' asks friend who talks about nothing else

A WOMAN who has started therapy mentions it in every single conversation, it has emerged.

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