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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) This week, why not put ‘Sorry, but your kid is really ugly’ as your Facebook status, then put ‘Sorry, that was meant to be a DM’ underneath?

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96 per cent of enthusiasm fake

INDIVIDUALS who claim to be enthusiastic actually just like hearing themselves speak, it has emerged.

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