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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) You never use a semicolon in punctuation, partly because you don’t know how they’re used but also because it reminds you of the two things involved in your first sexual experience.

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Hot, sunny weather makes working in an office 84% more frustrating

You cannot go outside because you have to do things on a computer, say bosses.

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