Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) A great day today spending the winnings after ‘Obama kidnap plot’ comes up on your ‘UKIP resignation’ bingo card.

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Men will keep going to B&Q every week even if it no longer exists

MEN have confirmed plans to continue going to B&Q on Saturdays, even if it is just to claw at the locked gates.

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