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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)Romance isn’t dead, but since you backed the car out of the drive on the way to the restaurant, her cat most assuredly is.

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GP prescribes ecstasy to miserable twat

A POST office worker from Kings Lynn has been prescribed ecstasy to stop him complaining about everything.

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