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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Your New Year resolutions are going swimmingly, assuming you resolved to eat expired mince pies more often.

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Bowie comeback overshadowed by John Terry's return

NEWS that John Terry is fully fit has blown David Bowie’s comeback out of the water.

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