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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) On Saturday you return your sausage dog to the pet shop, because the sausages he makes taste revolting.

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Near death experience gets contemporary makeover

GOD has updated the ‘near death experience’ for the first time since the 70s.

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