Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) As somebody with an eye for a bargain, you’re delighted to discover the security guard in your local Asda is off work sick and they haven’t had time to get in a temp.

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Computers become moron

ENGINEERS working for Google have linked together 1,000 computers to perform the role of one really annoying person.

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