How are you ignoring heatwave advice you’ve been hearing for the last 20 years?

PLUCKY Britons are currently ignoring decades of advice about what to do in a heatwave. So what stupid things have you decided it’s OK to do?

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England fan to savour next penalty shootout as if it were a fine wine


AN England fan is planning to savour the team’s next penalty shootout as if it were a fine, vintage wine.

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