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How to pretend you know about football

NOW is the time to pretend you’re into football, even though the only player you know is David Beckham. Here is your essential guide to being part of the national frenzy.  

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Middle class parents hire private tutor so they can show off about it

A MIDDLE class couple have hired a tutor for their kids as part of their status-obsessed ego trip.

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