Police guidelines for solving crimes yourself

VICTIMS of crime are being encouraged to solve it themselves so that officers can concentrate on paperwork and walking their Alsatians.

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‘Tech-savvy’ children shit at adult things

DESPITE being good at using technology, children are useless at adult pursuits like pub brawls or running a small business.

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