The Guardian reader's guide to making sure your child doesn't fit in at school

ARE you a middle-class parent who wants to make their child seem pretentious and unusual when they go back to school? Follow our guide.

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Dad pranks son by saying he's proud of him

A FATHER has pranked his son by saying he’s proud of him, it has been confirmed.

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