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Boris Johnson offered prime minister's job just to see him shit himself

THERESA May has offered Boris Johnson her job as prime minister while all the other Tories hid and laughed as he absolutely crapped himself.

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Man swimming with dolphins thought they would do more

A MAN swimming with dolphins thought they would do more, he has confirmed.

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