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Man annoyed he still can't drink in the morning yet

A MAN is quietly annoyed that he still cannot start drinking in the morning until tomorrow.

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Allowing random twats to own small, unlicensed flying machines 'obviously insane'

PRIVATELY operated drones are a clear sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.

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