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Mum wants to know what your Christmas argument plans are

YOUR mother would like to know what you want to have a row about this Christmas so she can plan accordingly.

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I am just the sort of credible celebrity supporter Reform needs. By Bonnie Blue

NIGEL Farage should be glad of my support. I’m practically a household name, I have a strong work ethic, and I’m not out of touch with young people, many of whom I have f**ked.

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