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Shopping centre Santa mostly using job to hook up with single mums

A MAN employed as Santa Claus in a shopping centre only took the job to shag single mothers, he has admitted.

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LBC show, bad investments, breakdown, Captain Hook in panto: Matt Hancock's next five years

I’M A Celebrity runner-up Matt Hancock will step down as an MP at the next election. What does the future hold for the man whose only crime was loving too much? Apart from killing people in care homes.

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