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The stoner's guide to staying baked all Christmas

PLANNING to spend the Christmas period off your tits on weed like every other time of the year? Here’s how it will be a memorable festive experience nonetheless.

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Five people who are worse than me because they're hypocrites, actually, by Andrew

PORTRAYING me as the world’s worst person is lazy journalism. These people are way worse because they don’t practise what they preach.

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