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The Waitrose shopper's guide to an Iceland shopper's Christmas

SADLY even the most discerning Waitrose customer may be forced to attend a Christmas party hosted by the sort of people who shop at Iceland. Here’s what to expect.

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Gatwick drone chaos 'perhaps a glimpse of no-deal Brexit' claim people not in denial

THE chaos at Gatwick airport may be some kind of forewarning, according to people who reckon the looming no-deal Brexit will not be ‘a doddle’.

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