University a load of bollocks if student can't win Trivial Pursuit, agree thick relatives

A STUDENT who failed to win a family game of Trivial Pursuit at Christmas has proved university is a pointless activity for ponces, his relatives feel.

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Mum interpreting every gift as passive-aggressive slight

A MOTHER believes every present she has opened from her husband and children to be a covert critique on her personality and parenting. 

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