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Branson talks up sales of Tubular Bells

Billionaire hopes legalised marijuana will empty warehouse filled with unsold copies of  Mike Oldfield bong-fest as he outlines plans for chain of Virgin Weed stores across the UK.

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Women offered chance to give birth anally

WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.

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