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Cameron 'no match for strap-on dildo'

Lesbian Labour MP Angela Eagle says prime minister’s penis is nowhere near as good as massive rubber thing she had made to exacting specifications.

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Scotland 'needs another Waitrose'

SCOTLAND could prevent up to 40,000 deaths a year if it had another Waitrose, experts have claimed.

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