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Film called 'Cowboys & Aliens' turns out to be utter bloody rubbish

Hollywood to press ahead with Vampires & Souped-Up Cars & Toy Story.

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Retirement home entry criteria 'too easy'

A RECORD number of pensioners have been granted places in care homes across Britain, amid claims the entry criteria are easier than ever.

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