I'm not perfect, I fellate bats, says Gwyneth Paltrow

Busy wife/actress/mother/jam maker responds to critics of her seemingly flawless lifestyle with the admission that she enjoys the taste of bat penis.

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Nice posh people almost extinct 

BRITAIN’S last remaining posh person who does not show off and lets local kids play in her maze, was close to death last night.

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