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Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

RESEARCHERS have isolated the strand of DNA responsible for people denying responsibility for anything.

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Julian Cook's science laboratory

This week, physicists investigating supersymmetry were forced to tell the world they’d been barking up the wrong tree for 20 years.

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