McIlroy urged to take up insatiable whoring

Fans tell Northern Irish superstar to lose lucrative sponsorships through obsessive bouts of reckless intercourse.

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Bishops only allowed to think about hot anal sex

GAY people can become Church of England bishops if they promise to just think about boisterous anal sex with a greasy plumber.

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