Dear Holly,I’ve been doing some flirting with Steve from accounts recently: letting him see a flash of nipple at the water cooler, or a hint of gash as I uncross my legs during team meetings. He said to me the other day: ‘leave me the hell alone, Lesley, this is sexual harassment and if you do not stop I will be forced to make a formal complaint about you’, but I know he’s just playing hard to get. Do you think it’s too forthright to make a grab for his cock and balls in the staff canteen?Lesley,Torquay 

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